"Why does it say paper jam, when there IS NO PAPER JAM?"

I'm hoping most of you recognize the above quote from Office Space. Do you remember the frustration with which it was said? Because that is my frustration sometimes with the printer at my work. Except that the printer actually DOES have a paper jam...with every. Other. Page.

It's such a temperamental piece of machinery. Sometimes it prints, sometimes it gets jammed. You just never know. If copy machines weren't so expensive, and our office was going to get a new one, I wouldn't mind ending it's days the classic Office-Space way: